Crazy Love..
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
(Source: rnilkbreath, via the-milk-thief-has-returned)
tHAT RESPONSE WAS SIMULTANEOUSLY METAL AND BHUDDA
I like this kid
he dies
EVERYONE DIES
(via sunnycandles)
do you ever just look at an animal and just laugh?
yes
(Source: scraplet, via iamthewrightkirsti)
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn, via be-my-kryptonite98)
